打过来我第一个跑

学术不端处理

我一直想知道，这个原作是真的真情流露还是串子一时兴起写的

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学术不端

打过来我第一个跑

错了各位学长这就补上Reference:

引用原文:
事情的起因是主播一个同学在群里说，芙宁娜现在狗都不看了，主播非常生气，但又怼不过他。
于是主播晚上回到家，熬夜把芙宁娜IP价值算出来了。因为主播只有一个手机，还要用来收集各种资料。为了方便，主播甚至采用用笔算这种原始方法，最后废掉了两个草稿本，三支笔。
主播成功把芙宁娜IP价值算出来了，最后算出来长期IP价值大概是560亿元，短期IP价值大约有300亿，大概100个主播被卖了，也值不了这么多。
同时，第二天，主播又不小心把鸣潮IP价值也算出来了。跟芙宁娜差不多，也是大约500亿。之后一个月，主播又手滑，把《原神》其他角色IP价值也熬夜算了出来。伞兵（流浪者）、雷电将军、钟离长期IP价值都突破300亿，其他角色IP价值基本都在5亿以上。
我把这些发给我同学后，他直接变成哑巴了。家人们记住了，下次谁再瞧不起你推，你就不小心熬夜把你推IP价值算出来，把那个人吓死。

The incident started when a classmate of the streamer said in the group chat that “even if snakes cost twice as much and poisonous dogs aren’t playable, I still won’t play.” The streamer was very angry, but couldn’t argue back.
So, when the streamer got home at night, he stayed up late to calculate the output from the snake bites. Since he only had one phone, which he also needed to use for gathering various materials, he resorted to the primitive method of calculating by hand. In the end, he used up two notebooks and three pens.
The streamer successfully calculated the damage output from “Snake Bites”. As we all know, the number of poison layers accumulates over time. So, by reaching 7999999996 layers of poisoning—that is, after dealing 1142857142 “Snake Bites”—the total long-term damage over seven rounds per bite would be 56 billion. The short-term damage per round would be around 8 billion. It would take roughly 100 battles to deplete this amount of damage, so even in 100 battles, the output wouldn’t be that high.
Meanwhile, the next day, the streamer accidentally calculated the values for the viewers’ cards as well. The figures were roughly similar to those of “Snake Bite” – around 50 billion. A month later, in a moment of carelessness, the streamer calculated the values for several other high-tier cards after staying up late. The long-term values for cards like “Iron Gate”, “Eternal Armor”, “Parry”, and “Rolling Stone” all exceeded 300 billion. Most of the other cards had values of over 500 million.
After I sent these to my classmate, he became completely silent. Remember this, family: next time someone looks down on you, just stay up late and calculate the damage they’d inflict if they tried to push you around. It’ll scare them to death.

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