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   下班回家进厨房,
                                      吃完晚饭就上床,
                                                   领了工资存银行,
                                                                 出门最远到商场,
                                                                                一生只上一张床.
      整改方案:
                      下班可以不回家,
                                 几点上床由着她,
                                                领了工资自己花,
                                                               想到哪花到哪花,
                                                                            随心所欲披婚纱.
      努力方向:



1楼2011-05-05 21:46回复

        不漂亮吧,拿不出手;
                          学问高了,没人敢娶;
                                             学问低了,没人要;
                                                              活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;
                                                                                   矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;
                                                                                                        会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;
                                                                                                                                   不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;
         自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;
                               让男人养吧,说你傍大款;
                                                     生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;
    


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                                                                                 不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,
                                                                                                                     做女人真难.
                                                                                                                                     所以,女人就要对男人狠点,
      


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