让大神教你如何写一篇最少能引起老师注意的文章~let the king of YY tell you how to write an essay that can less impress you teacher's eyes
hello ,my name is rose,I'm extremely charming and dashing.
大家好，我叫罗斯.我是一个极富美丽与华丽无比的女孩.
But there's something that always puzzles me.Many boys in my class tend to call my name with a little bit french accent sounded like "horse".
但是呢，有个问题一直困扰着我：班上好多男生都把我的名字叫成“霍斯”，就像有点点法语的口音。(内涵不能秒懂自己面壁，别跟我说马子..)
And sometimes,they also call me "beach".I don't know why they give me this neckname,but I still decide to take it,for the simple reason that I was born in Hainan province.It's the most wonderful experience in my whole life to lie on the beach exposed to he sun near the little pub run my dad.By the way,the pub has a beautiful name ,"sea-sky feast".
有时候，大家叫我“沙滩”。我不知道为啥他们给我这样一个外号，但是我还是决定用这个外号，因为我出生在海南。我生命中最美好的经历就是躺在我老爸开的一家小酒馆前的沙滩上晒太阳。顺便说说，这个小酒馆有个很好听的名字，海天盛筵~
There's a cute boy in my class named Jack Dawson.But my classmates always call him "jack·slow·fuck·doubtson".Maybe he just gets too many questions.
班上有个长得不错男孩，他叫杰克·道森。但是我的同学们通常叫他捷克斯洛伐克问题儿童。也许是他真的有比较多的问题吧。
Unlike Jack,there's another cute boy named Edison who gains everyone's great respect from the very first class of taking photos.It's amazing,someone is willing to spend 20000$ on his eos.In my eyes ,he is really creative indeed.
不像杰克，另一个很帅气的叫爱迪生的男孩从第一节摄影课就得到所有人的尊重。有人居然愿意花20000美金买他eos相机，这太匪夷所思了。在我眼中，他真是一个很有创造力的人。
Every classmate shows indifference to me except these two boys.One day,during a 10min break between two classes ,Jack standed up and walked towards me directly.He said,"rose ,let me protect you to the very end of my life.I don't know whether I can be your prince,but I'm willing to be your knight for my whole life"
除了这两个男孩，班上其他的人都对我很冷漠。一天课间，杰克起身直接走到我面前。他说：罗斯，让我保护你直到我生命的最后一刻吧。我不知道我能否成为你等王子，但我愿成为你终生的骑士！
I was shocked deeply.Before I was ready to give him some reactions.Edison,came to us."hold my dick,jack"he said with a little anger.Jack hestiated.."hold-my-dick,you won't wanna hear it again right?"then ,they walked out.At this every moment,I couldn't hold my tears,because I thought they were straight..
我被深深震动了。在我准备好给他些什么反应之前，爱迪生走了过来。“拿着我的JJ（其实是跟我一起去上厕所）”爱迪生含着一丝怒意说。杰克犹豫了。“拿着-我的-JJ（其实真的是跟我一起去上厕所，俚语而已），你不会想再听我说一次的，对吧”。他们出去了。在这一刻，我忍不住大哭起来，因为我还以为他们是直男...（谁TMD再跟我说英语比汉语精确啊）
第一章结束 The sector one is over
hello ,my name is rose,I'm extremely charming and dashing.
大家好，我叫罗斯.我是一个极富美丽与华丽无比的女孩.
But there's something that always puzzles me.Many boys in my class tend to call my name with a little bit french accent sounded like "horse".
但是呢，有个问题一直困扰着我：班上好多男生都把我的名字叫成“霍斯”，就像有点点法语的口音。(内涵不能秒懂自己面壁，别跟我说马子..)
And sometimes,they also call me "beach".I don't know why they give me this neckname,but I still decide to take it,for the simple reason that I was born in Hainan province.It's the most wonderful experience in my whole life to lie on the beach exposed to he sun near the little pub run my dad.By the way,the pub has a beautiful name ,"sea-sky feast".
有时候，大家叫我“沙滩”。我不知道为啥他们给我这样一个外号，但是我还是决定用这个外号，因为我出生在海南。我生命中最美好的经历就是躺在我老爸开的一家小酒馆前的沙滩上晒太阳。顺便说说，这个小酒馆有个很好听的名字，海天盛筵~
There's a cute boy in my class named Jack Dawson.But my classmates always call him "jack·slow·fuck·doubtson".Maybe he just gets too many questions.
班上有个长得不错男孩，他叫杰克·道森。但是我的同学们通常叫他捷克斯洛伐克问题儿童。也许是他真的有比较多的问题吧。
Unlike Jack,there's another cute boy named Edison who gains everyone's great respect from the very first class of taking photos.It's amazing,someone is willing to spend 20000$ on his eos.In my eyes ,he is really creative indeed.
不像杰克，另一个很帅气的叫爱迪生的男孩从第一节摄影课就得到所有人的尊重。有人居然愿意花20000美金买他eos相机，这太匪夷所思了。在我眼中，他真是一个很有创造力的人。
Every classmate shows indifference to me except these two boys.One day,during a 10min break between two classes ,Jack standed up and walked towards me directly.He said,"rose ,let me protect you to the very end of my life.I don't know whether I can be your prince,but I'm willing to be your knight for my whole life"
除了这两个男孩，班上其他的人都对我很冷漠。一天课间，杰克起身直接走到我面前。他说：罗斯，让我保护你直到我生命的最后一刻吧。我不知道我能否成为你等王子，但我愿成为你终生的骑士！
I was shocked deeply.Before I was ready to give him some reactions.Edison,came to us."hold my dick,jack"he said with a little anger.Jack hestiated.."hold-my-dick,you won't wanna hear it again right?"then ,they walked out.At this every moment,I couldn't hold my tears,because I thought they were straight..
我被深深震动了。在我准备好给他些什么反应之前，爱迪生走了过来。“拿着我的JJ（其实是跟我一起去上厕所）”爱迪生含着一丝怒意说。杰克犹豫了。“拿着-我的-JJ（其实真的是跟我一起去上厕所，俚语而已），你不会想再听我说一次的，对吧”。他们出去了。在这一刻，我忍不住大哭起来，因为我还以为他们是直男...（谁TMD再跟我说英语比汉语精确啊）
第一章结束 The sector one is over
