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      1946年,美国加州监狱内一个著名的实验,将一名死刑犯关进一间密室,蒙上双眼,用刀背划过手腕,再放出水的滴答声。3年后,科学家打开密室,发现他已经死在了座椅上。实验证明:内心的恐惧才是自己最可怕的敌人


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                总会碰到些老外的2B问题,贴上答案。
                Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
                A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
                Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
                A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
                Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
                A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
                Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
                A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
                Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
                A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
                Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
                A: Because our parents don't fuck around.


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