Joke
"I've been to the top of the mountain... and the bottom of the gutter. There's much to learn from both."
"Beauty can be deadly... and manly. Very manly."
"What did I see upon the mountain? Rocks. Lots of rocks."
"Much like a fine gem, I'm multifaceted."
"You know what they say about big gems, right?"
"My gems aren't merely outrageous, they're fabulous."
"It's okay if you're impressed. The Protector was too."
"I'm much more than a pretty face."
"Two tickets to the gem show."
"Gems are truly, truly, truly outrageous."
"I've been to the top of the mountain... and the bottom of the gutter. There's much to learn from both."
"Beauty can be deadly... and manly. Very manly."
"What did I see upon the mountain? Rocks. Lots of rocks."
"Much like a fine gem, I'm multifaceted."
"You know what they say about big gems, right?"
"My gems aren't merely outrageous, they're fabulous."
"It's okay if you're impressed. The Protector was too."
"I'm much more than a pretty face."
"Two tickets to the gem show."
"Gems are truly, truly, truly outrageous."










