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有一对情侣，男的非常懦弱，做什么事情之前都让女友先试。女友对此十分不满。 一次，两人出海，返航时，飓风将小艇摧毁，幸亏女友抓住了一块木板才保住了两人的性命。女友问男友：你怕吗？男友从怀中掏出一把水果刀，说：怕，但有鲨鱼来，我就用这个对付它。女友只是摇头苦笑。 不久，一艘货轮发现了他们，正当他们欣喜若狂时，一群鲨鱼出现了，女友大叫：我们一起用力游，会没事的！男友却突然用力将女友推进海里，扒着木板朝货轮了,并喊道：这次我先试！女友惊呆了，望着男友的背影，感到非常绝望。鲨鱼正在靠近，可对女友不感兴趣而径直向男友游去，男友被鲨鱼凶猛地撕咬着，他发疯似地冲女友喊道：我爱你！ 女友获救了，甲板上的人都在默哀，船长坐到女友身边说：小姐,他是我见过最勇敢的人。我们为他祈祷！不，他是个胆小鬼。女友冷冷地说。 您怎么这样说呢？刚才我一直用望远镜观察你们，我清楚地看到他把你推开后用刀子割破了自己的手腕。鲨鱼对血腥味很敏感，如果他不这样做来争取时间，恐怕你永远不会出现在这艘船上。什么？女友听到真相如同晴天霹雳，她悲痛欲绝，伤心无比，只想立刻跳进海里和男友死在一起。关键时刻船长拉住了她：如果我是你，一定会好好的活下去，并用挖掘机把这条大海填平，为你的男朋友报仇血恨。女友沉默数秒，冷静的问：挖掘机技术哪家强。船长：中国山东找蓝翔。这时，大副打断了两人的对话：海里的其他鱼是无辜的，如果我是你，会用厨艺烹饪出最好的鱼翅，为你的男朋友报仇血恨。女友沉默数秒，冷静的问：学厨师到哪里。船长：学厨师就到新东方！

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