结扎

过敏好啊，更痒更爽了

结婚生孩子，生了孩子，你结扎！

眼保健操 （→_→)(↑_↑)(←_←)(↓_↓)(→_→)(↑_↑)(←_←)(←_←)(↑_↑)(→_→)(↑_↑)(←_←)(↓_↓)(→_→)做完之后可能出现如下症状：(T_T)（＞_＜）(*_*)…… 眼保健操加强版：(↑_↓)(←_→)(↓_↑)(→_←)(↑_↓)(←_→)(↓_↑)(→_←)(↑_↓)(←_→)做完之后可能出现如下症状：(O_O)(V_V)（★_★）(⊙_⊙)…… 眼睛保健操终极版：([NORTH EAST ARROW]_[NORTH EAST ARROW])([SOUTH WEST ARROW]_[SOUTH WEST ARROW])([NORTH EAST ARROW]_[NORTH WEST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_[NORTH EAST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_→)([SOUTH WEST ARROW]_↑)(↓_[NORTH WEST ARROW])(↓_→)([SOUTH EAST ARROW]_[SOUTH EAST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_[NORTH WEST ARROW])(↓_→)([NORTH WEST ARROW]_→)([SOUTH WEST ARROW]_↑)(←_[NORTH EAST ARROW](↓_[SOUTH EAST ARROW])([NORTH WEST ARROW]_→)做完后将出现以下症状：([HEAVY BLACK HEART]_[HEAVY BLACK HEART])(*_▲)(▲_*)并最终修炼出万花筒写轮眼！(✪_✪）

结婚生了娃，放环或者结扎

lz抠门，用的tt不够高档，不是纯天然的，用最贵的那种，保准没事。别舍不得花钱，比piaoji便宜多了

实在不行，lz结扎吧，以后到哪都不用带t，还可以测试伴侣的忠诚度

中出

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