男人累, 
                            
 所以才会去敲背, 
                               

 男人愁, 
                            
 所以才会去洗头, 
                           
     男人苦, 
                           
  所以经常才去赌, 
                             
   男人忙, 
                          
   所以经常上错床, 
                            
   并体谅男人。 
                          
   男人这辈子挺难的， 
                           
     帅点吧， 
  
 太抢手， 
                           
     不帅吧， 

                               
 拿不出手； 
                              
  活泼点吧， 
                               
 说你太油， 
                            
    不出声吧， 
                           
     说你太闷； 
                                
穿西装吧， 
                               
 说你太严肃， 
                              
  穿随便一点吧， 
                              
  说你乡吧佬； 
                               
 会挣钱吧， 
                              
  怕你包二奶； 
                             
   不挣钱吧， 
                              
  又怕孩子断奶， 
                                
结婚吧， 
                             
   怕自己后悔； 
                              
  不结婚吧， 
                             
   怕她后悔， 
                             
   要个孩子吧， 
                            
    怕出来没钱养， 
                              
  不要孩子吧， 
                             
   怕老了没人养。 
                              
  这年头做女人难， 
                             
   做男人更难， 
                                
  男人， 
                               
 就要对自己好点！