You: spring brother
Stranger: halla
You: hi
Stranger: what up
You: do you know
You: a true man
You: his name is spring brother
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: hiw come?
You: ?
You: kan bu dong
Stranger: how come
Stranger: u english?
You: he have big dick
You: no
Stranger: who?
You: li yu chun
Stranger: where u from?
You: china
Stranger: me 2
You: how about you
You: 说汉语吧
Stranger: nooooooooooooooot..
You: 自己人吗
Stranger: u know borat
Stranger: naaaaaaaaaaat.
Stranger: u know yao ming?
Stranger: jackie chan?
You: yes
Stranger: jet lee
You: famous person
Stranger: oh really? get me autograph?
You: yaomig is basketball player
Stranger: no icehocky player
You: i don not live nearby them
Stranger: but you are from china§
You: china very big
Stranger: isnt just downtown?
Stranger: i know too big
You: they live far from me
Stranger: no just downtown
You: so sorry for your ask
Stranger: amagad
You: down town idon not this mean
Stranger: u stopid guling
You: 看不懂了
You: well that is time to say bye
Stranger: why
You: i don not mean you say
You: i don not speak english well
Stranger: ok gå å spis basj då
Stranger: jevla pikk
You: ........
Stranger: vil du ha weiphone?
Stranger: i love you and you dont love me
You: i love you too
Stranger: +go on a date?
You: do you have QQnumber
Stranger: facebook
You: i don not have it
You: i usually use QQ
Stranger: you have no friends?
You: no my friends use QQ too
Stranger: lol
Stranger: never heard of QQ
You: in china we use QQto chat
Stranger: what is that
You: chat
Stranger: who is china?
You: china is a country
Stranger: really?
You: yaoming from
You: yes
Stranger: really?
You: you can search it by GOOGLE
Stranger: what is google?
You: a web
Stranger: spider web?
You: you don not know?
You: very famous
Stranger: friends with david beckham?
Stranger: mr google?
You: no
You: you can search things by google
You: 会说汉语吗 我实在不会英语了
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: bye
中间好多没看懂的