咳咳````



疯子:少年我工地有只知了老骚扰我,还叫得一点都不脆
少年:弄点胖大海给它
疯子:可是找了它也不会泡啊
少年:那你可以给它泡好啊
疯子:泡好了,可是它不下来喝
少年:可能是怕那味道,你去喂它
``````````````````````````````````````````十五分钟后`````
疯子:少年我实在找不到,怎么样```



-.-``````````````阿门```

某天晚上疯子被朋友拖出去喝酒.喝高了吧```


晚上打电话给某少年.



第二天,疯子给少年发短信:少年,真奇怪我昨天梦到跟你打电话了````





阿门``````-.-